That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa
CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL
S-sir? Sir, what are you-
Sir, are you-
Sir, please stop.
Are you okay?
I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.
please, just stop being polite and ignore me. huhu
damn im so horny right now and i’ve been keeping this for 5 days already omg and i cant do something about it.
Anonymous asked: Hmmm 20. Female. 5'5. Brown hair and eyes. I like math and psychology classes. I like reading books and hugging people. I love simplicity and spontaneity. If I had the chance to take you on a date, I'd go skydiving with you. :-)
Will I date a girl? IDK. We are total opposites. I hate numbers. I hate the psyche but I love to read and hug people too. Skydiving? Nah. Too risky.
Will I date you? Yes.
Hi. I am Vaz. I’ll give you my full name if ever we date. LOL. I am 21, 5’8. I have 7 missing teeth, 3 of them are very obvious whenever I smile. Although I am generally a happy person, I have many issues, like my teeth and my skin, so I seldom smile whenever I am alone on a public place. However, whenever I am with my friends, we usually laugh our asses off, meaning I am capable of laughing and people usually mistook me as a snobbish bitch - which can be true, depending on the situation.
My ideal date would be in your room. Movies. Internet. I’m not really big on cold food because of my dental issues but I’d like to eat ice cream and cakes on our date, as it is been said that the saddest people always crave for something sweet to balance out the neurotransmitters responsible for their emotions.
I think I am born on the Amity faction, but I’ll get Abnegation test results and eventually be on the Erudite faction. The Sorting Hat may consider me putting me into Ravenclaw, but likely to see my ambitiousness and shoot me in Slytherin. If I’ll get thrown in the 74th Hunger Games, I’ll likely to die in the bloodbath because I’m too clumsy.
Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate
YET AGAIN I FAILED MISERABLY IN MY RECENT FLIRTING ATTEMPT.
We are bound to drift away from our friends, and we miss miss them, and reminisce and miss them some more. But the fine line between just “missing them” and “missing out on them” is the effort that we must make to keep us bonded.
So my friend and I are having this English convo on the phone while two girls asked for cig. I am really really flimsy while talking with the language, I make sure all sounds of letters sound the way they sound. I was counting change when the girls tried to imitate (or mock) me.
"one, chu, tree, por, payv…"
GIRL, I’VE DONE MY BEST BUT IM SORRY I ALREADY LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF AND JUDGED YOU TO YOUR CORE. sorry. LOL
THIS IS WHAT I CALL A TALENT.